10 Medical device comprised of embedded software, a touch display screen, an integrated barcode scanner, a user interface which allows users to interact with and control the features of the device, a disposable cartridge containing reagents, sample prep, extraction reagents for purposes of performing assays, and a sample collection vial containing lysis buffer, a dropper tip with an integrated filter, and a swab, and external diagnostic quality control fluids for biological specimen analyzers for testing for hormones, bacteria, viruses, and other antigens, all of the aforesaid sold as a unit; Medical diagnostic apparatus for the analysis of bodily fluids and human biological matter for testing for hormones, bacteria, viruses, and other antigens and structural parts and fittings for the aforesaid goods